{"product_id":"asylum-limited-edition-grip-sack-buddy","title":"BOWLERS ASYLUM GRIP SACK BUDDY — SLOTH","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBOWLERS ASYLUM GRIP SACK BUDDY — SLOTH\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLIMITED EDITION • HANDMADE 6\" TALL\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome patients come to the Asylum looking for speed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis one?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHe’s in absolutely no hurry.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBowlers Asylum Grip Sack Buddy — Sloth\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, a handmade limited-edition companion designed to hang around the lanes, keep your hand ready, and bring a little personality to your bowling bag.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDon't let the innocent face fool you. This inmate has been admitted for one purpose:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGRIP CONTROL.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach Sloth Grip Sack Buddy is \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ehandmade\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, giving every one its own personality and subtle differences. 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