BOWLERS ASYLUM GRIP SACK BUDDY — SLOTH

BOWLERS ASYLUM GRIP SACK BUDDY — SLOTH

LIMITED EDITION • HANDMADE 6" TALL

Some patients come to the Asylum looking for speed.

This one?

He’s in absolutely no hurry.

Meet the Bowlers Asylum Grip Sack Buddy — Sloth, a handmade limited-edition companion designed to hang around the lanes, keep your hand ready, and bring a little personality to your bowling bag.

Don't let the innocent face fool you. This inmate has been admitted for one purpose:

GRIP CONTROL.

Each Sloth Grip Sack Buddy is handmade, giving every one its own personality and subtle differences. No mass-produced army of identical inmates here.

Finished with the Bowlers Asylum logo, the Sloth looks right at home inside the institution.

PATIENT FILE

Classification: Grip Sack Buddy
Species: Sloth
Status: Limited Edition
Construction: Handmade
Assignment: Hand & Grip Support
Temperament: Suspiciously Relaxed
Speed: Eventually
Loyalty: Absolute
Approved By: The Warden

WHY YOU NEED A GRIP SACK BUDDY

Keep your Grip Sack Buddy nearby during competition and use it when you need help keeping your bowling hand ready between shots.

And when the game is over?

He's perfectly content riding in your bowling bag until the next release.

HANDMADE. LIMITED. DIFFERENT.

Because these are handmade, minor variations between individual Sloths are normal and part of what makes each one unique.

And this isn't intended to become another permanent resident of the pro-shop shelf.

The Sloth is a Limited Edition.

Once this group of inmates has been claimed, there's no guarantee they'll be admitted again.

THE WARDEN'S WARNING

He may look harmless.

He may move slowly.

But once he finds his way into your bowling bag...

good luck getting him to leave.

LIMITED EDITION. HANDMADE.

CLAIM YOUR GRIP SACK BUDDY BEFORE THIS PATIENT DISAPPEARS BACK INTO THE ASYLUM.

BUILT DIFFERENT.